Wednesday, June 27, 2012

what kind of "snob" are you?

hi, party people!

for you this morning.... we have a question.
and the confetti crate crew would really love to hear some feedback from you guys.

what kind of "snob" are you? 

and by "snob" we will try our best to explain exactly what we mean....

for an example (plus a few)...

first snob up...

- a front door snob. the first thing she notices about a house is the front door. 
and she is quick to judge the entire house based on the front door.         such! a! snob!

-a knob snob. while quick to tell you how frugal she is, mallory finds it only fair that she admits to her rather ridiculous obsession with knobs. and even though the excitement { & her frugal side } of keeping the original hardware on a piece of furniture she is redoing totally sweeps her off her feet from time to time... 
it's usually the "click. add to cart"  here.   here.
and here. that often get her.
but LUCKY FOR MALLORY- that knob snob has the availability of awesome handmade knobs DAILY right there in her store. {The Confetti Crate}
....and might we add- 1,000's to choose from, touch, see and drool over in person.... can we say perfect little detail in the life of a KNOB+SNOB?!
-a music snob. the girl loves music. that's really all there is to that. 
it's in her blood. literally.... thanks to her musically intelligent (!!!!) dad. <---- and that same credit goes to her boyfriend.... she just has a snobby side to her when it comes to one picking out what she would consider a good, good jam. 

 - a pizza snob. 
mallory says no to thick.  
hell NO to little c's. 
and absolutely not to papa j's. 
it's pizza hut- thin crust.(toppings galore. or pepperoni, riding solo)
domino's thin crust. (again, toppings galore. or plain jane pepperoni alone)
a requested ginormous amount of napkins to blot away the first foot of grease and a dash of salt to the top. 
and perhaps mallory is traveling the roads through kansas city, missouri she will need some syrup.... to make things just right in her pizza-land. 

and..... last but definitely NOT least!

- a soap snob.
mallory never saw this day coming. she has an extremely thoughtful grandmother (you can call her "memo") who gifted her with "the little things" (that were really huge things) nearly EVERY time they saw one another throughout her college years.(and often still does) a girl with naturally wild and curly hair can never have too much hairspray stocked up. shaving creams, toothpaste, deo, socks, shampoo.... soap. EEEKKKKKK. That's where things get funky. mallory kindly asked her memo to put the soap buying to a permanent pause unless she was purchasing some of the soap that mallory is now addicted to. (southern scents and sensations-amy jinright) 

"i will never turn down the hairspray that memo sends my way.... nor will i refuse a new colorful pair of ankle socks..... but the body wash.... no thanks. i'm kind of going steady with this goat milk soap. i guess you can add "soap snob" to that little list i have" -mallory

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